
Spain would have been a dream come true - if it hadn't been for a couple of nightmare experiences.
First nightmare: Spending the night sick as a dog on the bathroom floor of a nasty hotel room in Zaragoza. However, the Aragon capital did boast a gorgeous basilica (pictured above) and I'm sure it would be a lovely place to visit, if I hadn't been nauseous, stuffed-up, sweaty and dizzy.
Second nightmare: Getting my pocketbook stolen - passport and all - in Barcelona's famous Mercado Boqueria (pictured below).

In all honesty neither my illness nor the thievery were my fault. In fact, the latter happened after a eye-popping morning at the market, admiring stalls specializing in ham, fresh fruit, eggs, seafood, candy, and more. My bag had been safe and at my side the entire time.
Taking a break was my mistake. Sitting at a cafe stall for some cafe con leche, I perched the bag on a hook between my knees in front of my stool. Clearly, the thief had to be a small child or midget in order to deftly squeeze under the seat and steal the bag without being noticed by me or my dining neighbors.
Word to the wise - hold onto your bag in Spain! And, make a copy of your passport to keep in your luggage at all times. That move actually saved me a lot of paperwork, panic and pain.
But there was a lot of pleasure to be had in Espana as well...
*Tucking into delicious, fragrant Seafood Paella and a glass of Sangria, sitting on the terrace of La Santa Maria Hotel in the beach resort town of Sitges, while admiring their unparalleled view of the Mediterranean.
*Taking in the brilliance of Gaudi - from Casa Batllo (pictured below) to Segrada Familia.

*Following in the footsteps of "Shadow of the Wind," strolling through Barcelona's Gothic District.
*Sipping ice cold shots of Chocolate with Passion Fruit, Chocolate with Jasmine Tea and Deep Dark Bitter Chocolate drinks at Cacao Sampaka (Barcelona branch pictured below) - a temple to chocolate create by the brother of cutting-edge Chef Ferran Adria.

*Overwhelmed by canvases and sculpture at the Picasso Museum, followed by a tapas and Cava break at nearby El Xampanyet, where I was admired by three fiesty, older Spanish gents.
*Oohing and aahing over a dish of creamy Vasconian-style Spider Crab at the legendary Barcelona seafood mecca known as Botafumiero.
*Luxuriating in my oversized bedroom and bathroom at Madrid's Hotel De Las Letras (pictured below), a 1917 library turned modern, boutique hotel.

*Touring the Palacio Real de Madrid accompanied by an LA architect who was in awe of the palace's incredible marble work, ornate ceilings and all-around opulence. ("You know, you can't even order pieces of marble that size anymore!")
*Experiencing three kinds of addictive cod tapas at the cod-crazy Casa Labra restaurant and bar.
*Being transfixed by Goya's black paintings at the Museo del Prado.
*Descending into the basement dining room of Botin, the oldest restaurant in the world, where their chef's Roast Suckling Pig is still receiving applause from patrons (a plate of the toothsome specialty is pictured below).

*Knocking back some amazing sherries, while nibbling lomo, smoking an authentic Cuban cigarette and flirting with a barkeep - all at one of Madrid's dustiest and most enchanting, old-world taverns, La Venencia.
My vacation finally came to an end on a dreadful flight with Iberia Air. Let's just say the plane was old and dirty - and the flight crew was more vile than the airplane itself. To top it off, we landed in the middle of an ice storm and ended up stuck on the tarmac forever. Then, because we were stuck on the tarmac forever, the baggage hold froze over. It took them an hour to defrost the sucker and get us our luggage.
Welcome home.